Labor Day surprise

phone rings

Me: Hello?

Voice: Hi, we’re calling because you haven’t registered your business with the Amazon Alexa network…

Me: EW. (quickly disconnects call)

Me: GROSS.

thinks for a minute.

Me: Oh my gosh, hold on, though. I DO have a business. Oh! Yes! I do!

Maybe I’ll do something with it? Yeah. Maybe! But no Amazon. 🤢